Galavant: I'm off on a hero's journey Out where adventure lies On a quest the poets will sing about Isabella: With destiny at your shoulder Sid: An ego of massive size Galavant: And a face most chicks have a thing about
Isabella: And so what if you're still hung-over? Galavant: Right Sid: So what if you smell like slop? Galavant: Yeah Isabella: So what if you've got that pesky little muffin top? Galavant: Right, no!
Isabella and Sid: You're off on a hero's journey Galavant: A champion through and through. Galavant, Isabella and Sid: More or less, doing what other heroes do
Galavant: And I ride to save my one true love Sid: Though she ripped your heart in two
Galavant: Not true Sid: Pretty true Isabella: Very true Galavant: To destroy the king she was forced to wed Isabella: More like chose to wed Galavant: Not true Isabella: Kinda true Sid: Gotta say, sorta true
Galavant: And I ride to help the princess, Who I've taken neath my wing Isabella: If he finds out I'm working for the king Galavant: Wait, what was that? Isabella: What? Nothing! Never mind! Galavant: Did you just say? Isabella: Not a thing
Galavant: Nah, I'm pretty sure you just sai-
Isabella: You're.... Isabella and Sid: Off on a hero's journey Galavant: And this my hero's vow I'll return Sid: Rising victorious Isabella: And how No really. I mean, how? Galavant: Nothing's gonna stop my journey nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Isabella and Sid: Off on a hero's journey Off on a hero's journey Off on a hero's journey Off on a hero's journey Off on a hero's journey Off on a hero's journey (Galavant deeply inhales)
Galavant: Oh, holy shit, I'm out of shape. Oh, my tummy hurts. That was a long song.