Pirates: We're cruel and vicious pirate men As hard and tough as brass By far, the fearsomest buccaneers To ever walk on grass
Pirate #1: We pillage here Pirate #2: And plunder there Pirate #3: We rage from dusk till dawn Pirates: We hoist the anchor and swab the deck Pirate King: Then gather for drinks on the lawn
Pirates: We're the lords of the sea Pirate King: Except we aren't at sea Pirates: We're the lords of the sea Pirate King: Just not of the actual sea
Pirates: Arrgh!
Pirate King: Now how we ended up here 'Tis a dire and dreadful tale Pirate #1: The kind to leave the meanest rogue A-pukin' o'er the rail Pirate #2: So fateful, so accursed Pirate #3: Such a stroke of evil luck Pirates: Our ship washed up on that thar hill Pirate King: And, hey, I guess it's stuck
Pirates: So now we hold the river here By brutal, violent force Pirate #1: We've also taken up gardening Pirate #2: Sustainably Pirate #3: Of course Pirates: We make you pay to cross this way And squeeze ya till it hurts! Pirate King: And on the side, we sell a line Of homemade organic desserts
Pirates: We're the lords of the sea Pirate King: Though, technically, next to the sea Pirates: We're the lords of the sea Or sort of, of the sea!