Sid's Mom and Dad: Oy, what a knight! Sid's Dad: Gather 'round you peasants! Sid's Mom: Look who's graced us with his presence! Male Peasant #1: What a hero! Female Peasant #1: What a mensch! All: Oy, what a knight! Sid's Dad: Plus the kid's on fire With a farkakte squire! Sid's Mom: And a little shiksa wench!
Female Peasants: Oy, what a knight! God, is he to die for Any girl would give an eye for Such a hunk of kosher meat! Oy, what a knight! Female Peasant #2: Handsome... Female Peasant #3: And a charmer! Female Peasant #4: Is it true that 'neath that armor— Isabella: Shh, he likes to be discreet.
Rabbi: Speaking as his rabbi Why am I not surprised? Our Sidney is the knight who put The \"sir\" in \"circumcised\"!
All: Oy, what a knight! Male Peasant #2: So how's the business going? Sid: You know, jousting, tally-ho-ing Saving damsels in distress All: Oy, what a knight! Sid: Oh, did I mention slaying? I did lots of it, just saying Sid's Dad: That's our Sidney, the success! All: Hey!
Isabella: What a gorgeous family Your Sid can do no wrong Who knew he came from such a lovely home? Of course, I'll be converting So I'm sure we'll get along Sid's Mom: Honey, please, you had me at \"shalom\"!
All: Oy, what a squire! Male Peasant #3: So tell us 'bout Sir Sidney Galavant: No. Isabella: He saved your life once, didn't he? Galavant: No. Isabella: So twice? Galavant: No. Isabella: Thrice? Do share.
Men: Oy, what a knight! Women: Oy, what a! All: Didle, deedle, daidle! Men: He's our hero! Women: He's my idol! All: Adored by one and all! Sid: You guys! Sid's Dad: And so, tonight To honor our crusader... Sid's Mom: You are all invited later Sid's Mom and Dad: To a fancy-shmancy ball!
All: Oy, yoy, yoy, yoy, Oy-yoy-yoy-yoy-yoy! Oy, what a knight! Oy, what a knight! Hey!