Gary Galavant and Richard: OH! We're off on a secret mission We got us a secret plan Galavant: We're going to go and slay your bro Richard: As quietly as we can Galavant and Richard: We'll sneak up and then surprise him Before he has time to think Richard: We're off and away Galavant: But first another drink Galavant and Richard: Da da da da da da
Galavant: We're off on a secret mission Richard: A totally secret scheme Galavant: We'll slyly do in your next of kin Richard: And quietly make him scream Galavant: We gotta be swift and stealthy Richard: So none will raise a stink Galavant and Richard: We're off and away But first another drink Da da da da da da da
Galavant and Richard: OH! We're off on a secret mission Galavant: It's some kind of secret plot Richard: We're gonna go- Galavant: Yeah! Richard: And then? Galavant: Exactly Richard: Who are we? Galavant: I forgot! Richard: Ooh! Ooh! We're gonna go kill the- Galavant: Someone Richard: My brother Galavant: A rat! Richard: A fink!
Galavant: Shh! Lower your voice! Richard: Hey, w-what are all these dudes doing in front of Madalena's room for? Galavant: Yeah what is it, a party? Peasant: Th-the queen's interviewing new consorts. Madalena: Next! Galavant: Oh god, she's the worst. Richard: Hey, you know what? The queen is really proud of her feet. Galavant: Yeah, yeah. Ask her to take her socks off. Richard: Ask to kiss her feet. That's an order from yer king!
Galavant and Richard: OH! Secret, secret Galavant: Thirtieth verse, same as the first Richard: Woah! There's some serious acoustics down here.