There's a baby With an itchy head Pour water on it I'll take a knife so I can Take a weight off Umm I'm 65 Nobody in my family knows I'm alive Hey little girl I would've cut your hair off Hey little girl So I can Pour water on it So I can take knife And I will I'm 99 And I'm in jail I wish I could have a million kids A million girls I would cut their hair off And I would Pour water on them So I can take knife With that knife I could pour Water on them One, two, three, four