HANRATTY: Stop your sobbing kid before I shoot Your nose is running on my only suit Who'd have thought I share this dance with you Looks like we're stuck together which is strange but true
FRANK, JR.: Yes you've caught me. Now the chase is done. You must admit I gave you quite the run Mr. Tortoise, here's your rabbit stew. Looks like we're stuck together which is strange but true
HANRATTY: Tell Mr. Ripley at Believe It or Not
BOTH: The show is over and he's all that I got
HANRATTY: Hard to believe it, but we're tyin' the knot today
FRANK, JR.: That's ok.
HANRATTY: Frank! Thank your public while you're still in your prime They won't be seeing you for quite a long time And after you pay for your life of crime Well kid, we'll see what good behavior can do
BOTH: Til then, we're stuck together which is strange but true
FRANK, JR. (SPOKEN): Mr. Hanratty turns out to be as good as his word.
HANRATTY (SPOKEN): Frank was sentenced to 15 years years in prison but was released after 7 for good behavior.
FRANK, JR. (SPOKEN): Carl and I became great friends and he even became the godfather to my kids. I set up my own security company and paid back every bad check I ever passed.
HANRATTY (SPOKEN): Alright, Frank, keep your promise. How did you cheat the bar exam?
FRANK, JR. (SPOKEN): I didn't cheat. I studied.
HANRATTY (SPOKEN): You're kidding me! I hate this guy! How does he do it?
ALL: Hey, Mr. Lawyer, Mr. Two On The Aisle You never can predict when fortune may smile
HANRATTY: In fact, I think I'm gonna break with tradition And tell J. Edgar Hoover, baby, I've gone fishin'!
FRANK, JR. (SPOKEN): You're gonna take a day off.
HANRATTY (SPOKEN): You heard me!
FRANK, JR.: I you had read this, you'd have said, "No way." I almost made it look like crime does pay There's lots of folks that I miss every day
BOTH: But now a new duet has made its debut And now we're stuck together
ALL: Oh yea!
BOTH: Out of luck together
ALL: Oh yea!
BOTH: And now we're stuck together which is strange But True
FRANK, JR.: Your junior partner came through
HANRATTY: A simple case of monkey see, monkey do.
FRANK, JR. (SPOKEN): Aw, come on. Hey, listen. (SUNG) I'm glad to be on your team.
HANRATTY: Frank, let's make some butter out of cream.
FRANK, JR. (SPOKEN): That's really nice.
HANRATTY (SPOKEN): Alright kid. Let's get outta here.