An unappetising lady's cludge, from its similarity to an out-of-date salad, ie. brown, limp, sweaty, and sticking to the side of the bag. 'Fancy a lick of last week's lettuce, Charlie?' 'No thanks, Camilla.'
Artist of the Month : Lockjaw
Tune of the Month : Serena Ryder - Stomper (Conduct Remix)