All kneel for Daenerys Stormborn, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Shackles and Mother of Dragons
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I am the mother of dragons The mother of dragons The mother of dragons Pet them if you like
I am the mother of dragons The mother of dragons The mother of dragons I'll put your head on a spike
This is my revenge On all the cheats and liars I'll melt your fu**ing balls with A song of Ice and Fire
I'm a mad king's daughter I'll burn your bricks and mortar Born in a storm Think you can make me holla
I used to have a brother A little beggar king But then my hot ass hubby Turned his head into bling
Had another brother too Rhaegar was his name He bit it on the Trident Cause the wolf girl was his flame
I married Conan, He had no shirt or slacks The longest locks of all the Khals And I outlived his ass
Lost my v-card to Drogo On the show it wasn't great In the books kinda sexy But both statutory rape
CHORUS
I am the mother of dragons The mother of dragons The mother of dragons Pet them if you like
I am the mother of dragons The mother of dragons The mother of dragons I'll put your head on a spike
Ra sava sol ma'an (as the stars look down in witness) Ahn havelo shak aj aka (I will pledge this gift) Chalaka Dothrai mrraanha ( a prince rides within me) Sheg mishrakia (My sun and stars) (**spelling is phoenetic)
I'm a queen I ain't easy So kneel to Khaleesi My dragon eggs cracked When death came in three-sies
First my unborn stallion Then my sun and stars I barbecued the witch bitch And my children roared
Wanna get with this You best be fit I'm a fire proof albino Dragons suckin on my tits
I breast feed lizards And drink poison with wizards Show lies to my eyes Ill have my kids burn your gizzards
Not a bird or a plane It's fire in the sky Cuz In the game of thrones You win or you die
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I am the mother of dragons The mother of dragons The mother of dragons Pet them if you like
I am the mother of dragons The mother of dragons The mother of dragons I'll put your head on a spike
I'm gonna ride my dragons You know nothing Jon Snow Screw your Redhead ho I'm the baddest bitch on the show
I'm the last Targaryen, You invented cunnilingus? I'm versed in High Valeryan Cause I'm a fu**ing linguist
Hear my mother tongue And don't take the piss Ill steal your slave army With a word: Dracarys
Dracarys!!! I'll watch you poop your pants Cause Drogon's gonna hiss And burn you up like ants
Watch my show on HBO And if you need a reason You can see me nude, But mostly in first season
Who'll be the last standing At the end in King's Landing? Bow down and pray Cause It's gonna be me
Ssshh don't wake the dragon Don't wake the dragon Don't wake the dragon YOU WOKE THE DRAGON!
CHORUS
I am the mother of dragons The mother of dragons The mother of dragons Pet them if you like
I am the mother of dragons The mother of dragons The mother of dragons I'll put your head on a spike