(Chorus) I see you sleepin' 'round town With every dick you see, and I'm like, you Slut you! Oo, oo, ooo I guess the baggage in my pants Wasn't enough, I'm like, you Slut you! And you're a slut too! I said, if I was thicker, I'd still be with ya Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?) You're just like all the rest I still wish you the best cause you're a... Slut you! Oo, oo, ooo
You wanted a Mustang and I'm more of a Pinto, But I can still take you there At least I'm larger than all of the Shinto Without much left to spare
I pity the fool comin' up short on you (oh shit she's a trench digger) Well (she thinks you should be bigger) Ooooooh I've got some news for you Yeah go run and tell your big boyfriend!
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Now I know, that I might of came up, With the short end of the stick, Trying to keep ya, trying to please ya. Cause I wanted you to be my chick.
I pity the fool that comes up short on you (oh shit she's a trench digger) Well (just thought you should be bigger) Ooooooh I've got some news for you Ooo! I really hate your ass right now!