You think you're quite the wizard, got me under your spell, But guess what, Mister Wizard, you don't know me so well You thought you were so clever, but, in truth, you're a crook And no way you're gettin' away with all the things that you took
You stole my cauldron My favourite black hat Purloined my owl Then flew off like a vampire bat You claimed that you loved me Said we'd never part Then you stole my cauldron (Oh, you stole her cauldron) But you can't have my heart.
Oh, sure, you're quite the dancer, swept me off of my feet But back here on the ground, I see a liar and cheat And when you disappeared at first it's me who I blamed But now I see you're wicked as He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
You stole my cauldron The toads from my pond Crystal phials of my memories Plus my larch and phoenix feather wand But don't think that you broke me Cause you ain't all that smart See, you stole my cauldron (Stole her favourite cauldron) But you can't have my heart.
(You stole her cauldron) Go on and take it! (Her hippogriff, too!) Careful, he bites. (Her dragon skin coat) You can have it! If that's worth so much to you. But love, love is priceless Like a rare work of art Yes, you stole my cauldron (She can buy a new cauldron) But you can't have — You can't have — You can't have my heart! (No, no, no, you stole her cauldron) (No, no, no, you stole her cauldron) Not my heart! (No, no, no, you stole her cauldron) You stole my cauldron, but you can't have my heart! (Her heart!)