I guess that makes you the lucky one I guess that makes you the lucky one
Payback is overdue So much for my I.O.U. My head is stuck underneath God’s thumb I guess that makes me the lucky one
Stupidity is a constant trend Murphy and I have become best friends Hooray for dreams gone before they’ve come Hooray for me I’m the lucky one
I am, I am, I am The lucky one And I am, I am, I am Hooray for me I’m the lucky one And I am, I am, I am The lucky one And I am a comedian The jokes on me, I’m the lucky one
A sinking ship, holes in my lifeboat I’m sorry for choking but I’ve got a wishbone stuck in my throat I never thought this could be such fun Hooray for me I’m the lucky one
I am, I am, I am The lucky one And I am, I am, I am Hooray for me I’m the lucky one And I am, I am, I am The lucky one And I am a comedian The jokes on me, I’m the lucky one
I tried to push straight through the suck Headfirst but now my freakin' head is stuck I’m feeling like a stupid schmuck Lucky for me I don’t believe in luck
Rusted linings on my black clouds It’s raining piss, will somebody tell me what’s that all about? Wish on a Blackstar until it comes It’s here for me, I’m the lucky one
I am, I am, I am The lucky one And I am, I am, I am Hooray for me I’m the lucky one And I am, I am, I am The lucky one And I am a comedian The jokes on me, I’m the lucky one