A sinking ship, holes in my lifeboat I’m sorry for choking but I’ve got a wishbone stuck in my throat I never thought this could be such fun Hooray for me I’m the lucky one
I am the lucky one I am a comedian the jokes on me, I’m the lucky one
I tried to jump straight through the suck Headfirst but now my freakin head is stuck I’m feeling like a stupid schmuck Lucky for me I don’t believe in luck Thank God I don’t believe in luck