Payback is overdue So much for the I.O.U. My head is stuck underneath God’s thumb I guess that makes me the lucky one
Stupidity is a constant trend Murphy and I have become best friends Hooray for dreams gone before they’ve come Hooray for me I’m the lucky one
I am the lucky one I am a comedian the jokes on me, I’m the lucky one
A sinking ship, holes in my lifeboat I’m sorry for choking but I’ve got a wishbone stuck in my throat I never thought this could be such fun Hooray for me I’m the lucky one
I tried to jump straight through the suck Headfirst but now my freakin head is stuck I’m feeling like a stupid schmuck Lucky for me I don’t believe in luck Thank God I don’t believe in luck
Rusted linings on my black clouds It’s raining piss, will somebody tell me what’s that all about? Wish on a Blackstar until it comes It’s here for me, I’m the lucky one
I am the lucky one I am only human I guess that makes me the lucky one