I’m ill versatile with the skill no more Whack MCs wanna flex but their styles they bore
[Verse 1: Apathy]
It’s like I conjure demons, got bitches at my concert screaming Like a naval recruiter, they truly want the semen Rip MCs at the seams, leave em stomped in cement I bring these motherfuckers hell if they don’t repent Give em aneurisms when I start using big words So I speak to em real simple like Big Bird This has been brought to you by the letter A Better pray you get away when I let Berettas spray Get erased, get replaced real quick in this rap biz Like the long answers on a second grade math quiz Sick of simplifying for you simple-minded simple simons This is simple science, what I spit is signifying That my spit is frying, I could spit shine the Sun’s surface My verse is hot as fire, breathing dragons verses Hate to burst your bubble but you faggots been bottle-fed Nodding your noggin to what I’m saying like bobbleheads I’ll boggle your mind and crack a bottle of wine Over your dome till your skull’s at the bottom of your spine So dope you gotta rewind a lot of the rhymes If Jesus Christ read my notebook then God will go blind
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[Verse 2: Celph Titled]
When I speak it’s a problem, I’m a beast and a goblin Fucking a MILF that closely resembles Marie Osmond And I’ve been laying in the cut mind-controlling elephants Stab your face with a tusk, you’re walking straight into death I am a black reverend, monitored your stats and saw you needed Monostat 7 Singing eye of the tiger but you wear eyeliner Mile high club flight attendant going down on a guy skydiver ED-209 malfunction five hundred rounds I’m dumping A gattling gun to your dome, react like dynamite inside a pumpkin Sadistic appendages? My whole body’s evil Having fun with two guns hidden (some double Desert Eagles) We cop cars that look like cop cars And got helicopters to zero in on hella cop cars And send a missile at your official tissue Cause your track sound gayer than the the Mr. Wendal instrumental Detrimental to your squad I’ll diss its members and dismember body parts And gift-wrap them for this December Death is the plan, you will meet Ed McMahon when I clear you out Cause bombs that I publish be clearing house
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[Verse 3: Chino XL]
I’m angry like my mama just beat me with a switch Madder than Nick Canon when Eminem be dissing his bitch Big Chino is known to be a wild kid Y’all refuse to get tested, you know that Pacquiao shit Wherever there’s drama I’mma fly and find the fucker Beat him in his face till he’s ugly like Usher’s baby mama I pray for your death and I pray that I’m the cause of it Idiot killing a blind man with his own walking stick My quickest simplest rhythm, I whittle all arithmetics I memorize ridiculous, I could hypnotise a hypnotist Bitten less than thirty-three ounces, still considered a leader My skills are far-fetched like a Labrador Retriever I mean I keep a lot of bars only rivalled by the god of Mars Watching Mya’s ass shaking on Dancing With The Stars My foes plot against me, my verbal molesting deserting me Putting chairs, I’m electric like Roman Polanski I’ll put that I target artists on my resume and place them in puddles of blood You can see eighty miles away Your survival’s decided by which side of the bed I wake up on Worship the works of the wordsmith like it was a cross My effect on women is hard to explain I could piss on their head and convince them that it’s rain I’m vain, my six pack making bitches love me more Get out of line, get punched like you Snookie on the Jersey Shore My raw thoughts are awful I’m so twisted I could eat an iron nail and shit out a corkscrew My written’s displayed inside of Egyptian pantheons Chino’s bananas, I spit potassium and calcium You ain’t feeling my spillings? Only a minor loss Cause I