[Intro] Heheheheheh Celph Titled the motherfuckin' landmine lieutenant Back up in this biznatch fo' sho' tho' Sammy The Sleezebag, what's good, pimptation? I'm 'bout to show you what happen to MC's that can rhyme I'm right here, we ain't go no motherfuckin' where We gon' do it like this Check it, yeah, yo
[Verse 1] Stand back you heard, sir, murders occur My verbs are disturbed, my curse words are hurtin' your herbs Alertin' the service, bringin' marines with kerosene flasks Guns and masks Jumpin' through glass with sig 229's and mp5's I rapid fire bustin' spray men When I was a baby my pacifier was a grenade pin And yes, I'm from Tampa, no I'm not a Buccaneer But I'll be buckin near your main arteries ya fuckin queer The sun is here, cover your eyes All my attributes is dangerous My mustache is murderous My hip bone will send your clique home With they ribs blown back and they wigs sewn to they six pack Cartilage in a gift wrap My cartridge's click-clack and leave you and your bitch clapped Now your bitch ass need a neck brace with a chin strap We swing machetes at crews with little ice picks And niggas 'round my way call me the Cuban Missile Crisis
[Verse 2] My raps' not for emo kids My flamethrower leave you bald head like chemo kids I ain't a gangsta and a gentleman, I'm one of the two Don't open doors for bitches, so which one would you choose? Playboy, make you steak sauce, A1, you gay soft Not Travolta, but what's in my holster take your Face Off We about to cake off, my money stacks make the rubber band snap My number runners gettin' bundles with no government tax Ain't no 20-80 split Better give me half or you can get your jaw split Courtesy of Vinnie Paz A.O.T.P. or D.E M.I.G.O.D.Z Either/or with C4, galore, the heaters pour I got the fever for some thick skeezers and a need for whores She got an Applebum, so what the fuck we need Bonita for? Rappers try to pull my cards I gave 'em a shuffle Guttermouth took they bodies, so I gave him a shovel
[Verse 3] Runnin' ten laps in a second when I'm rappin' on records Came in the game in '98 and I'm already a legend Back in the day me and Dutchmassive schemin' just to get in Now we slingin' wax from 8-1-3 to the Kremlin Hook line and sinker, my hooks and lines will sink you leagues under the sea Up my sleeves up under the fleece No tricks, just a loaded piece, chrome heat Put you in a coma sleep with a comb over to cope with holes in ya cheek And I don't care if you worship I'll put a bullet in your temple Leave you bent and crippled, wife and kids get sentimental Ya best soldiers incomparable to my b-team Fuck Nas mission impossible be my Thief's Theme Each beam I aim multiplied by eight You gettin' fucked on your album and gettin raped on mixed tapes Sidekick with a flipped face and targetin' system Heat vision like the Predator, I'm slaughterin' victims
[Verse 4] The harder I hit 'em, nigga, the better they know Call up the reverend and we bringin' holy shit to your show These holy clips leave you wholly split and every ho that I hit Get baptized in holy water comin' out the hole in my dick I stay holdin' my dick, you thought I wasn't one of them Spittin' phlegm on Bibles in God's crib right in front of Him I'm Iceberg, but not Slim More like the type of shit that sunk the Titanic Done irreversible damage There's no recovery possible, no nurses, no hospitals No stuffed bears and get well cards, just Celph spittin' Hell's bars You grew up on a farm with the Amish gettin' they goats from I'm from the dirty south, but I'm clean so call me soap scum I'll sell the same shit twice,