I wanna be a Chelsea Ranger, I wanna live a life of danger, I wanna beat Spurs every week, Chase 'em up and down the street,
Here's to the girl that I love best, Every night I suck her breasts, S**g her standing, S**g her lying, If she had wings, I'd s**g her flying, Now shes dead. Not forgotten, Dig her up, S**g her rotten.