It all started when they were younger they never got along They kept kicking each other's asses to prove each other wrong But the harder that they tried the longer both of them denied That this violence wasn't healing either side So one fateful night right in the middle of the fight
With hateful vengeance running through Their appetite for killing grew Into a metamorphosis and they
(Took off their clothes) They started making out but not like in porn it was true love All of their violent rage suppressed what they were really scared of Suddenly their futures didn't seem so grim Once they gave brand new meaning to the words (Finish Him!)
But off the battlefield they knew they had to stay quiet The situation mirrored Romeo and Romeo Scorpion got into his freezer to pretend That subzero was lying next to him Subzero attached 10 fishing hooks into his back
And told his wife to yank on the line While she's whispered "Vengeance is mine" But it's just not the same without his man
(Playin' hard to get) It's time for foreplay and Scorpion will suit their needs When he says "Get Over Here!" Instead of a hook he shoots anal beads Everything felt so right which made them more perplexed How could years of Mortal Kombat be erased by make-up sex?