Gallifreyan History 101 At first we were just Gallifreyans and that was fine. Just taking up space and biding our time Till Rassilon came along With his ever present sense of right and wrong He was strong, he was mighty He was the founder of Time Lord Society Now this is the subject that everyone finds the hardest But you’re gonna have to pass it if you want to earn your TARDIS Nobody’s graduating from this Academy Until you’ve all mastered Gallifreyan History Now Rassilon had a buddy called Omega His interstellar science would amaze ya He found our source of power And devised a cunning plan in under an hour It went sour, he was erased But at least now we could travel through time and space Now if there’s a subject that’s impossible it’s this In comparison, the Untempered Schism’s a piece of piss But nobody’s graduating from this Academy Until you’ve all mastered Gallifreyan History So now we’re all time lords and that’s just fine We’re travelling through space, bouncing through time But we’ve made it clear not to interfere And that’s a rule to which we all must adhere But I fear that the Doc Is away causing havoc in his big blue box Now that brings up to date and we’re all gravy I just hope it doesn’t get messed up by Russell T Davies Nobody’s graduating from this Academy Until you’ve all mastered Gallifreyan! Until you can say you’re Gallifreyan! Until you know all about Gallifreyan History