Donald Findlay QC is an ugly man, and is dumb as any dam kid And when you mention I.R.A. he dam near flips his lid Words like T.A.I.G. taig, or C.E.L.T. Celt these are words that make his funny wig and sideburns melt.
(chorus) Because his B.I.G.O.T.R.Y. became final today Because he sang about the T.I.Ms and then he ran away That's why I've spelt some of these words, so as the Huns can't speak And that is why we are going to win the L.E.A.G.U.E. League.
And then came Jock Brown's brother Craig, a loyalist through and through He sang song like F.T.P. and now he's trying to sue He denies singing any songs about the Pope, the Provos or the Papes The silly little man doesn't know that his girlfriend got a T.A.P.E. Tape.
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And then came big John Greig me boys, plane for all to see Mimicking a flute with a big screw top with some Huns from Bramalea That's why I've spelt out some of these words, so as the Huns will never naf Words like T.I.O.C.F.A.I.D.H. Tiocfaidh Ar La.