Oh say what a wonderful day to eat and sleep and sleep and eat and play hey you let me give you a clue if you can smell that smell then please clean up my poo
I know you just fed me but I am still Hungry So I think I'll chew on this cardboard in lieu I'll nuzzle your knee until you hear my plea oh please don't ignore me don't you love your kitty
Chorus: Oh I know that I'm not always the best cat I run in circuits all around your flat I take my naps on the damn bath mat the sofa's my favorite thing to scratch at but I'm pretty cute and I'm fluffy to boot Oh I may be smelly but rub my belly and fill my heart with glee
cause you belong to me
I'm sure you'll give me all I ask for Don't you know it's true I've got you under my paw Not yet I'll tell you when you can pet Ok you can scratch me now now stop now please scratch me again
I know that I shed my hair absolutely everywhere and I know it's hard to ignore when I know all of your things on the floor and I can hear you weep when I won't let you sleep oh but isn't it just so sweet the way I roll over at your feet