My mama always said You can’t cheat an honest man (Can’t con a con) It’s not a lie my love if they believe you (It’s not a lie it could be true) So tell them anything dear (Just tell them what they want to hear) And wrap them round your finger And take them for what they’ve got before they leave you
I used to be a gambler But the odds were never good (Not in my favor) My lucky stars were never my best feature (I rely upon my charm) So I cut it out with cards (And dice and betting at the races) I was working much too hard I was born to live the life of leisure
Let’s take this sleepy town by storm And when the sheep have all been shorn We’ll be gone just like the gentle breeze of yesterday With your skills and my good looks Those fish’ll be begging for the hook Reeled in by our seductive serenade
The Bible says God’s creatures All look out for number one (It’s human nature) This golden rule has been my bread and butter (What you do, do unto others) You may plan to double cross me (Slip a dagger in in the back) But I’m sticking with this horse If the con is long enough it doesn’t matter
I go by many names dear And some call me a snake (Bastard cheat and saint) To others I’m the closest of their friends (I keep my enemies much closer) When they ask about my living (Exactly what is it you do) I give them no misgiving Cause what I trade in is their confidence
Since we met I don’t know if I’ve fallen for you baby Or if you’ve set me up to take the fall Love is just another con A fairy tale to lead them on But together baby maybe we could love them all