[Rod Stewart] After one whole quart of brandy Like a daisy I awake With no Bromo Seltzer handy, I don't even shake.
[Cher] Men are not a new sensation; I've done pretty well, I think. But this half-pint imitation Put me on the blink
I'm wild again Beguiled again A simpering, whimpering child again Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
[Rod Stewart] Listen, baby I couldn't sleep And wouldn't sleep Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
[Cher] Lost my heart but what of it? My mistake I agree.
[Rod Stewart] Oh she's such a laugh, and I love it Although the laugh's on me.
[Cher] Oohh I'll sing to him Bring springs to him And worship the trousers that cling to him Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
Oh you're so cute Oh she's kept enough, she's slept enough And yet, where it counts she's adapt enough
[Cher] Aha
[Both] Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
[Cher] When he talks he is seeking Words to get off his chest.
[Rod Stewart] Horizontally speaking She's at her very best.
[Both] Oh we've seen a lot I mean a lot And now we're like sweet seventeen a lot Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I Oh, we're vexed again Perplexed again Thank God we can't be over-sexed again Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I