Razzle Dazzle (Гимн всех политологов, пиарщиков и прочих журналистов)
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle Razzle dazzle them Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it and the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus Bead and feather 'em How can they see with sequins in their eyes? What if your hinges all are rusting? What if in fact... you're just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle them And they'll never catch wise
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle Razzle dazzle them Give them a show that's so splendiferous Row after row will grow vociferous
Give them the old flim-flam-flummox Fool and fracture them How can they hear the truth above the roar [Roar, roar, roar!] Throw 'em a fake and a finagle They'll never know you're just a bagel
Razzle dazzle them, and they'll beg ya for more
Give 'em the old double-whammy Daze and dizzy 'em Back since the days of ol' Methusala Everyone loves the big bamboozala
Give 'em the old three-ring-circus Stun and stagger them When your in trouble go into your dance Though you are stiffer than a girder They'll let you get away with murder
Razzle dazzle them and ya got a romance
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle Razzle dazzle them Show 'em the first-rate sorceror you are As long as you keep 'em way off balance How can they spot you've got no talents