(MAMA MORTON: The whole world's gone low-brow. Things ain't what they used to be! VELMA: They sure ain't, Mama. They sure ain't. It's all gone.)
VELMA: Whatever happened to fair dealing? And pure ethics? And nice manners? Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass? Whatever happened to class?
MAMA: Class. Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?" And, "Yes, thank you?" And, "How charming"? Now every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass! Whatever happened to class?
VELMA and MAMA: Class! Ah, there ain't no gentlemen To open up the doors, There ain't no ladies now, There's only pigs and whores! And even kids'll knock ya down So's they can pass - Nobody's got no class!
VELMA: Whatever happened to old values?
MAMA: And fine morals?
VELMA: And good breeding?
MAMA: Now no one even says "oops" When they're passing their gas! Whatever happened to class?
VELMA: Class.
VELMA and MAMA: Ah, there ain't no gentlemen that's fit for any use, And any girl'd touch your privates for a deuce,
VELMA: And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass.
MAMA: And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass.
VELMA and MAMA: Nobody's got no class!
VELMA: All you read about today is rape and theft.