Yo, Gangsta cat, black panther hat The Slick Rick swag with the panda patch I conjure up kipper, fish finger dinner Gorilla Skrilla Vanilla ??? for realer The paw to the street floor Sushi sea shells seized from sea shore Claws on keyboards, with the swarms of crickets Maul my whiskers, you'll fall asleep with the fishes Throw a dog frisbees, throw a dog biccies Throw a dog a bone then ho out his bitches You're domestic and soft, I though a saw a pussycat But you smell like wet dog I'm the shit round here, whilst the cat's away Headphones, feather bones keep the mice play at bay Lick the milk from the plate then spill silk on her face Ball of string, little lace, rebuild if it breaks
[Hook: Chief Wigs & Lunar C] Cat Mafia, Siamese Sopranos Shipping catnip in cargo, going where I go Flatpack packages with barcodes I'm a big cat, you kittens are half grown And I'm a ferrel lion on the loose I'm a tiger in some boots, with a diamond in my tooth Puss in Boots guy, bulletproof type Cat Mafia, WY
[Verse 2: Lunar C] Cat in Boots, Catnip in a passionfruit Blunt wrapper who, slap a pooch Smack a Chihuahua black and blue Going beast mode I'll boot out a Staffy's tooth Think you've got me bruv? Feline with a donkey shlong Siamese on some tiger steez, I could take a rottie on Top cat with a diamond encrusted collar on Feather floating in your birdcage, where's Polly gone? And I like human pussy, I'm not into strays I live with a middle aged Woman who fills my dinner plate And cleans up every shit I take, in my litter tray MEOW! Mice hoping we don't catch them in their sleep High rolling we've been maxing on the beach Relaxing in the heat, pile that cash up in a heap Cat Mafia, you rats have gotta leave Yeah I guess you could say we landed on our feet