I hate the new age guys I'm a chauvinist I live on beer and pies Tried to tell you, But you look at me, like maybe I'm an angel underneath Haven't brushed me teeth.
Yesterday I lied But all me mates gave me a real good alibi Thanks guys I really went out drinking, I told you I was at work Don't ask me for commitment, 'Cause it's something I will shirk
I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker And I really love your knockers I'm a labourer by day, I piss up all me pay Watching footy on TV Just feed me more VB Just pour my beer, And get my smokes, And go away
Or take me as I am This may mean you'll have to fetch another can Rest assured, That if I start to make you breakfast I'm going to extremes but tomorrow I'll get shitfaced, and today won't mean a thing
I'm a bloke I'm a yobbo, and me best mate's name is Robbo Winfield is me cigarrete I dress in flanellette Shearer's singlet that is blue Throw in a few tattoos, You know you wouldn't Want me any other way
When you think You've got me figured out The season's already changing
I think it's cool When I act like a tool And my mates try to shave me
I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker And I really love your knockers I'm a labourer by day, I piss up all me pay Watching footy on TV Just feed me more VB Just pour my beer, And get my smokes, And go away
I'm a bloke I'm a yobbo, and me best mate's name is Robbo Winfield is me cigarrete I dress in flanellette Shearer's singlet that is blue Throw in a few tattoos, You know you wouldn't Want me any other way