My good buddy asked me, \"Buddy why don't you drink?\" And I said, \"It's probably better I don't\" He said, \"There's a lotta girls in this here bar that we could chase\" I said, \"Trust me, it's probably better I don't\" Cause I used to be an all nighter I'm a hell of a back slider I've been around the block more than a time or two And I can promise you I've drank my weight in booze And I've been known to get on stage in nothing but my boots
So it's better I don't, cause believe me I will I get looser than a line on a fishing reel Dare me don't do, don't think I won't, Take it all off, turn it all on Get buck wild, hell bent, and stoned. It's better I don't
Well I was wearing the cuffs, when the warden said, \"Just tell me the truth\" And I said, \"Sir, it's probably better I don't\" And I was up on the stand, and the judge said, \"Just tell me what happened man\" And I said, \"Buddy it's probably better I don't, but since you asked\" I was mindin' my own business at a hundred and five I was a county road cruisin', out running the blue lights I was on the home stretch, I was roundin' that last curve, Well I ran out of gas and that's when I learn
It's better I don't, cause believe me I will I get looser than a line on a fishing reel Dare me don't do, don't think I won't, Take it all off, turn it all on Get buck wild, hell bent, and stoned. It's better I don't
Now there's things I don't remember, There's things that I do But I don't know the half of what I got into
And it's better I don't, cause believe me I will I get looser than a line on your fishing reel Dare me don't do, don't think I won't Take it all off, turn it all on Get buck wild, hell bent, and stoned. Drunk dial somebody on the phone Drink too many beers and drive a Harley home It's better I don't, Yeah, it's better I don't Yeah, it's better I don't