Well a few years back Me and ol' John worked the Calgary rodeo We were hangin' around town with nothing to do And nowhere else to go
And cowboys are known for their fun loving ways Pranks and practical jokes And I'll never forget the night we impressed A bunch of them Calgary folks
Well just down the hall in the ole hotel Where me and old John stayed Were some school marms They'd come up from Dallas To party for a couple of days
Now these old gals was fancy dressers They had wigs and beads and all So we put on my hair and took off our boots And boogied on down the hall
Well you could never tell we were cowboys We were real lookin' hippies by heck With long hair, bare feet and old t-shirts And beads around our necks
And sure we just had to show someone So we boogied on down to the lounge There was cowboys and gents in nice old suits And ladies in long evening gowns
Well we found us a table and pulled out a chair And lit up some Bull Durham smokes The smoke filled the air, everyone there Thought these hippies were smokin' dope
Now Leonard and Cravy and old Ronnie Roseland Were sitting two tables away So we did what we thought that hippies would do When we noticed them lookin' our way
Well we waved our long hair and rolled back our eyes And sucked in them home made smokes Sayin' stuff like cool and ya, man wow We put on one heck of a show
Now Ronnie and Lenard, they'd been there a while And they wasn't feelin' much pain Now reckon they figured they'd have some fun With these two hippie freaks that walked in
Well the bar got deathly quiet As those cowboys come our way And those city folks knew it wouldn't be long Till the battle got under way
Now Ronnie he came right over to me And he looked me right square in the eye He said, "Hey there boy, whats that stuff you're smokin'" I said, "Here man give it a try"
Well that didn't make him too happy And then when I told him to bug out He blinked and snorted like a mad brahamer bull And frolicked and foamed at the mouth
Well just about then, I looked at old John And his face had turned a beat red 'Cause Leonard had grabbed him right by the throat With plans to tear off his head
Now Ronnie reached out with a huge left hand And grabbed a hold of my hair With his right fist cocked, he said now boy You better start sayin' your prayers
Well he gave the yank and my wig come off And lay limp there across his hand The most stupefied look I've never seen On the face of any man
Well he dropped the thing like a poisonous snake And stared at it there on the floor Then he looked up at me and saw who I was And he laughed, he gave out a roar
Well this story doesn't have any moral It was just one mighty good gag But I sighed with relief Ronnie didn't swing first Before he pulled off my wig