Well, my car broke down it's in the ditch Wish I was the son of someone rich I'd throw hundred dollar bills out on the road And I'd catch me a ride to the rodeo
There's a mule deer layin' by the road ahead Well, he ain't sleepin' he's damn sure dead Venison fryin' in the blazin' sun Hey, I need a ride come on someone
Yeah, my car broke down I ain't got no money, stuck out on the road Hey, I need a ride now Won't somebody, take me to the rodeo
There's a buzzard circlin' up in the sky And he's lookin' at me with them beady eyes Well, I don't know but I've got a hunch He'd rather have me than that deer for lunch
Right now, I wish, I'd stayed in school But I had to be a rodeo cowboy fool And I'll bet my daddy'd sure be proud If he could take a look at his son right now
Yeah, my car broke down I ain't got no money, stuck out on the road Hey, I need a ride now Won't somebody, take me to the rodeo
Here comes a blonde in a Cadillac She got the top rolled down and her hair tied back She don't look, she don't even slow down She just keeps them wheels rollin' around
Yeah, my car broke down I ain't got no money, stuck out on the road Hey, I need a ride now Won't somebody, take me to the rodeo