Well I shared a thought online It was an innocuous tweet I didn't really think much of it at the time But then a couple of days later I was fired from my job And the reason left me well beyond surprised
Someone had taken what I said Wrote a ridiculous op-ed And spread it all over the goddamn internet I came in contact with the author And I asked her, \"Hey, what gives\" She messaged me and this is what she said,
\"Oh, there ain't no rest for the tiggered We're easily displeased We've got hair to dye We've got tears to cry Please gimme your sympathy No I won't let loose, I get my news From places like Salon No there ain't no rest for the triggered Donate to my Patreon\"
Not even fifteen minutes later I had come across a crowd It was a protest over something someone said They called for the resignation Of a man who seemed quite patient In explaining what it was he really meant Apparently the crowd was mad That he didn't wanna ban Halloween costumes that might have offended some When I tried to intervene A lady lunged out right at me She summoned some muscle, and then began to hum
So now a couple hours passed I'm walking up to my front door But from my peripheral vision I could see That a man had dropped his keys And like a gymnast on trapeze I caught them in mid-air and said, \"Sir, you dropped these\"
He turned around in pure disgust He said, \"I'm not even a man I'm a bigendered girl with manly tendencies\" I said, \"Okay, Sir, whatever\" And he called up the police Now I'm serving six to ten cuz I dared to disagree