She pours the coffee and she says "What was wrong with you last night?" "Dreams, just dreams my love, we're half asleep" But the headline's on tennis So it seems, everything's all right There's a girl from the Midwest, with a pretty face Scratched where it itched, they said it was a disgrace "I don't wanna go to work today Wanna stay at home and watch that girl play" Do you like tennis? Yes I do
There are people in boats in the middle of the sea Crying and dying like Jews Do you like tennis? Freedom is the man with the red grenade She ran out of gas, got beat and raped Do you like tennis? Well do you like tennis? Yes I do