D A I'm headed off to Ol' Shoshone G D Where the birds and the bees won't know me A Bm Men and war won't exist no more G And there ain't no gals to keep no score
D A I'm taking off for the woods G D To a place where there ain't no shoulds A Bm Don't need no books, I'll ponder the ponderosas G Don't need no lady, I'll marry the mariposas
D A I can't waste no time in getting there G D I'll do eighty down eighty with - out a prayer A Bm Don't need no gal, I'll spruce up for the spruces G Don't need no pal, I'll change my mood for the mooses
D A I'm headed off to Ol' Shoshone G D Where the birds and the bees won't know me A Bm Men and war won't exist no more G And there ain't no gals to keep no score
D A And if you're wandering where's my ass been G D It's been cavorting amongst the aspens A Bm Don't need no grass, I'll get altered among the alders G Don't need no mass, I'll grovel before the boulders
D A I'm headed off to Ol' Shoshone G D Where the birds and the bees won't know me A Bm Men and war won't exist no more G And there ain't no gals to keep no score
D A I'm headed off to Ol' Shoshone G D Where the elk and the owls won't know me A Bm Where there ain't no judges to whom I gotta plea G Because I can be me in Ol' Shoshone....