Yeah! Yeah! I be killin' 'em Ye ye, I'm killin' 'em Till my bank statement reads 27 million They said I couldn't do it so you know I gotta get it done Acrobatic rappin' the way that Webby be flippin' son Six mixtapes and the fans need more I hit the fork in the road and took a detour Fire Marshall shuttin' shows down Cuz I blow up spots like a Dalmatian strapped up with C4 Blow minds when they heard the rap Hustle so many tapes you think I'm servin crack Make bass lines sizzle when I burn a track Only dude who made Datpiff's server crash Yo I'm nice better learn the facts Came a long fuckin' way not a chance I'll be turning back Uh, so you know that I'ma rap check 'em When I put my fitted cap back like Ash Ketchum I beat 'em up grab an EMT Think you better then you must be takin' DMT Dream on mothafucka I am DMC Hard body flow cop my tape at GNC See, I shut 'em up like they Papa Doc Cuz I got more lines than a Stop & Shop On the day before thanksgiving yeah I drop a lot Of shit stealthy in the game like an ocelot Ha! Mortal Kombat logo tatted on my back So you know I'm gonna "Finish Him" from the moment I attack I'm a train passenger all I need is a track To be getting' where I'm goin' and when I do it's a wrap So step when I bust Get left in my dust I'm in it to the finish investin' my bucks The best and I just don't stop: an animal My manager found me up at Pet Supplies Plus Plus I be killin' 'em consecutively Without expending any energy effortlessly I got a bag full of trees, Chef Boyardee And a hometown throne in the 203 Motherfuckas know They better tuck and roll Cuz I'm the Master and Commander of this shit They call me Russell Crowe I'll never love a ho So I'll wear a rubber bro If I have a kid I'll get disowned by my mother yo On another note nobody can step to me I think I may have told you already but with my memory It's hard to remember anything after all the ecstasy But still they can't touch me like I got a case of Leprosy I got 'em askin' questions like they playin' Jeopardy "A dope spittin' white boy?" Bzzzt "What is Chris Webby" See they take shit too serious, I'm here to add some levity Roll a J and take one to the head John Kennedy What I'm here to do is pretty fuckin' clear cut Even at 45 with a beer gut I'ma still get your chick wetter than a tear duct And make mixtapes that'll get your ear fucked Not in Taylor Gang, Not a Young Mula I'm in Webby's World I am the 1 Rula Nerf Gun Shoota With a dumb aim Leavin' Monica Lewinsky with a cum stain Untamed understand the flows I'm dope, but at this point the fans should know HBO flow with a Band of Bros And a chick with an ass fatter then Amber Rose Hehh! I throw 'em off like a star pitcher They can't follow the flow the way the bars hit cha I'm a bar spitta Shit Them beaten me is like seein' Mel Gibson at a Bar Mitzvah Yeah! I be killin' 'em Heh! I be killin' 'em Yeah! Hahaha Yeah! Webby's Lab Yessir