I was down at Whiskey River Stopped in for a drink Minding my own business Trying not to think
Bartender came on over With a shot of his best Said this one’s from the lady In the long black dress
She came waltzing ‘round the corner “Anybody sitting here?” Started taking off her glasses And letting down her hair I said thank you for the drink ma’am How’d you know my brand She said there’s certain things a woman Can tell about a man
Chorus: I said do you like the hard kick Of old Kentucky bourbon Or the slow burn of Tennessee rye Just when I thought I lost her in petty conversation She said slide over and kiss me I got more than whiskey in mind
Oh man my heart was jumpin’ Shakin’ on the stool She moved a little closer And I tried to play it cool The band had started rockin’ It was kinda hard to hear I ordered us a double We chased it with a beer
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I started getting dizzy from the liquor on her lips No eighty proof has ever got me buzzin’ like this