[Both: x3] I'm getting paid, 500 dollars, I have a dog And now I bet you're really mad And I bet you're really sad 'cause
[Christina (Sarah):] Oh butter snap (Snap!) I lost my dolphin hat
I like making mac n cheese While flying overseas One moment please Have to sneeze
[Sarah:] "God bless you" Hey hey
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh A crocodile ate my sock Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh I wish my pillow could talk Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh A giant toad flying through the air Ooh ooh ooh ooh It got stuck in Christina's hair
[Christina:] Let me hear you say
[Both: x2] I'm getting paid, 500 dollars, I have a dog And now I bet you're really mad And I bet you're really sad 'cause
[Sarah - But both on 2-3: x4] Cookie make my tongue go numbah Cookie make my tongue go numb Cookie make my tongue go numbah Numbah numbah numbah all day longah
[Both: x5] There's a purple mushroom in my backyard And it's screaming taco taco-o-os
[Christina:] Do I smell cheese or is that a fly I don't know why I smell a fly
[Both:] Two, three, four I'm getting paid, 500 dollars, I have a dog And now I bet you're really mad And I bet you're really sad 'cause
[Sarah:] I'm getting paid, 500 dollars, I have a dog And now I bet you're numbah numbah Numbah all day longah
[Both: x2] I'm getting paid, 500 dollars, I have a dog And now I bet you're really mad And I bet you're really sad 'cause
[Sarah:] Oh my gosh Oh my gosh My gosh
[Christina:] Sarah I stepped on a cornflake And now I'm officially a cereal killer Even butlers with the heaviest English accent Fear the master sword
[Sarah:] Well tickle my toes and call me slappy If elves were real I'd want one to Whisper tiny little secrets into my ear And live on my shoulder