[Both] I'm getting paid, 500 dollars, I have a dog And I bet you're really mad And I bet you're really sad 'cause [x3]
[Christina] Oh butter snap I lost my dolphin hat
I like making mac n cheese While flying overseas One moment please I need to sneeze "Achoo"
[Sarah] "God bless you"
Oh A crocodile ate my sock Oh I wish my pillow could talk Oh A giant toad flying through the air Oh It got stuck in Christina's hair
[Christina] Let me hear you say
[Both] I'm getting paid, 500 dollars, I have a dog And I bet you're really mad And I bet you're really sad 'cause [x2]
[Sarah - But both on 2-3 ] Cookie make my tongue go numbah Cookie make my tongue go numb Cookie make my tongue go numbah Numbah numbah numbah all day longer [x4]
[Both] There's a purple mushroom in my backyard And it's screaming taco tacooos [x5]
[Christina] Do I smell cheese or is that a fly I don't know why I smell a fly
[Both] Two, three, four I'm getting paid, 500 dollars, I have a dog And I bet you're really mad And I bet you're really sad 'cause
[Sarah] I'm getting paid, 500 dollars, I have a dog And I bet you're numbah numbah Numbah all day longer
[Both] I'm getting paid, 500 dollars, I have a dog And I bet you're really mad And I bet you're really sad 'cause [x2]
[Sarah] Oh my gosh Oh my gosh My gosh
[Christina] Sarah I stepped on a cornflake And now I'm officially a cereal killer Even butlers with the heaviest English accent Fear the master sword
[Sarah] Well tickle my toes and call me slappy If elves were real I'd want one to Whisper tiny little secrets into my ear And live on my shoulder