[orphanarium guy] Who is this one eyed female baby Moses? With courage in her female baby smile [orphans] A saviour from the stars? Or something stranger still? [baby Leela] Or just a lonely filthy starving child?
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[Bender] Leela, Leela, Leela save him Save Fry, save Fry Godzilla, will devour him As for me I must be off to have my doctor check this cough Goodbye
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[Fry] To win Leela's heart with the holophoners art I need hand of transcendental quickness
[Robot Devil] Well I don't see any danger In gambling with a stranger For my head is of a most amazing thickness
I'm stupid, I'm stupid I'm stupider than you in every way!
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[real Fry] Look what do you want?
[real Robot Devil] I want my hands back!
[real Fry] Never! A deal's a deal Even with a dirty dealer
[real Robot Devil] Very well Then I'll take what I want from Leela Leela has promised me her hand
[real Leela] Fry, you do not understand
I should have revealed I'd been deafened by Bender The shame, the shame! But I feared you'd stop writing this musical splendour Deception's the curse of my whimsical gender
He gave me mechanical ears Effective though just a bit garish In return without shedding a tear I agreed That I'd give him my hand
[real Robot Devil] In marriage
[real Leela] What?
[real Robot Devil] You'll give me your hand in marriage!
[Hermes in audience] Is this really happening or just being staged [Professor in audience] It can't be real [Amy in audience] Not if Leela is engaged
[real Leela on stage] That isn't what I meant That isn't what I signed
[real Robot Devil] You should have checked the wording in the fine... ... Print
[real Leela] I'll give you my hand
[both] In marriage
[real Bender in audience] The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention Now that is irony
[real Robot Devil] I will marry her now and confine her to hell How droll How droll! Where Styx is a river and not just a band Though they'll play our reception if all goes as planned
Unless Fry, you surrender my hands!
[real Fry] Destiny has cheated me By forcing me to decide upon The woman that I idolise Or the hands of an automaton
Without these hands I can't complete The opera that was captivating her But if I keep them, and she marries him Then he probably won't want me dating her
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[Professor in audience] I can't believe the Devil is so unforgiving [Zoidberg in audience] I can't believe everybody's just adlibbing
[robot priest] By the power vested in me by the state of New New York
[real Fry] No! Stop! Take my hands! You evil metal dork!