Old boy he ran a little stop sign in the south And he got in deeper trouble with his mouth They wouldn`t let him phone or make a bail Just let him sit there in that Delford County jail
It wudn`t me, it wudn`t me I`m so glad it wudn`t me No phone, no bail, no plea Oh, I`m so glad it wudn`t me
He had to break out of that Delford County jail They put a Grand Dragon posse on his trail And seven Alabama bloodhounds in a line Buckin` and barkin` for a bite of his behind
It wudn`t me, it wudn`t me I`m so glad it wudn`t me Hung posses ain`t my cup o`tea Oh, I`m so glad it wudn`t me
He was streakin` through the Delta double three But them hungry hounds was gainin`on his lee His feet was playin` `Louisiana Bound` Lord, you help me pick `em up, I`ll put `em down (Amen)
It wudn`t me, it wudn`t me I`m so glad it wudn`t me Prayin` ain`t no sure guarantee Oh, I`m so glad it wudn`t me
He was streakin` through the Delta, stridin` wide But that leadin` hound was meters from his hide Lord, bless my feet, don`t let `em go corrupt I`ll lay `em down as fast as you can pick `em up
It wudn`t me, it wudn`t me I`m so glad it wudn`t me Just meters from a canine jubilee Oh, I`m so glad it wudn`t me
He reached a highway through the ticket on the side And a trucker came along and let him ride But as he settled down to thank him for no harm He saw a swasti-KKK band on his arm
That`s when he knew he had to get on help his self `Stead if sittin` pinnin` it on somebody else He hung a left into that thicket `cross the fence And ain`t nobody ever sawed or seen him since
It wudn`t me, it wudn`t me I`m so glad it wudn`t me It ain`t quite my kinda cup o`tea Jeez, I`m glad it wudn`t me
It wudn`t me, it was not me I`m so glad it wudn`t me It just ain`t my kinda cup o`tea Jeez, am I glad it wudn`t me