Arrested on charges of unemployment, he was sitting in the witness stand The judge's wife called up the district attorney She said you free that brown eyed man You want your job you better free that brown eyed man
Flying across the desert in a TWA, I saw a woman walking across the sand She been a walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay To get a brown eyed handsome man Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man
Way back in history three thousand years In fact ever since the world began There's been a whole lot of good women sheddin' tears For a brown eyed handsome man It's a lot of trouble was brown eyed handsome man
Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind Between a doctor and a lawyer man Her mother told her darlin' go out and find yourself A brown eyed handsome man Just like your daddy, he's a brown eyed handsome man
Milo Venus was a beautiful lass She had the world in the palm of her hand But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match To get brown eyed handsome man She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man