Have a word with your Patron Saint Cover up the cracks with a lick of paint All The exit doors are all double-locked Because St Sebastian sways but doesn't rock
Here's to you - you put up a fight You're the last to leave, now turn out the light You danced to the Devil and the Feathery wife Now the Ordnance Survey is mapping out your life
Look at the small print: it's what we agreed - Sign your name before we teach you how to read This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told The Land of the Free: if you don't leave the fold Smile a little wider as you're waiting to be sold This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told
I'm a celebrity - let me in here One last jump from the end of the pier We breached the wall, but I was too tired to run My Get Up And Go got up and now it's gone
Look at the small print: it's what we agreed - Sign your name before we teach you how to read This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told The Land of the Free: if you don't leave the fold Smile a little wider as you're waiting to be sold This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told
This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told With a little lip service to breaking the mold Smile a little wider as you're waiting to be sold This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told
We're going on strike for twelve percent We're not downhearted yet They're filming it all for a reality show So twelve percent we'll get