Well, we got James Hetfield And we tied him up tight Naked and cold We kept the strip lights bright Said what have you got for us James He said nothing at all So we dragged some speakers In from the hall
James James James Just give us names names names James James James
Well, we tried every tune in the songbook To loosen his tongue We played Simply Red nonstop He just swayed along Then we had an idea A new plan of attack Thought that even a deaf man Would bend and crack
James James James Just give us names names names James James James
Now look what we've brought for you James Your favorite disc It's Chumbawamba Their greatest hits (There's only one) Turned up the volume You should've heard him sing (Oh how he sings) He cried like a baby And told us everything (it was Lars!)
James James James Just give us names names names James James James