Not for a Hobbit Not for an elf or a dwarf Not for a human Not for a goblin, a troll, or an orc Only for someone special Only if magic's in the air
I would go gay for Gandalf I don't care if he's grey or white or blue I would go gay for Gandalf You have no idea the things I'd do The truth is it can never be It's just a fantasy... 'cause Gandalf is straight
He does like the ladies Hetero through and through Consummately manly He's not the kind to go for dudes Maybe I'm drawn to power Maybe it's all that wisdom Or maybe the beard
I would go gay for Gandalf His wizardly smile is all I'd need I would go gay for Gandalf And maybe he'd share his famous weed But it can never be It's just a fantasy...
But if it all could just be real I'd rather wander Middle Earth Having adventures and Watching Gandalf go to work Warring evil And hanging out in Rivendell Watching out for Smeagol Protecting all the Hobbitses I'd cuddle his robes Get lost in his laugh And finally alone All the fireworks will blast
Oh how I'd go gay for Gandalf I don't care if he's green or white or grey I would go gay for Gandalf I would go so, so, so gay
Oh how I'd go gay for Gandalf I don't care if he's grey or white or blue I would go gay for Gandalf You have no idea the things I'd do
I'd go gay for Gandalf I would go gay for Gandalf I'd take a handoff from Gandalf I would go gay for Gandalf I would go gay for Gandalf I would go gay for Gandalf