It’s the little things in life that matter, keep you sane Like some personal space in the checkout lane When you crawl up my ass before I can even pay I want to turn around and swipe my debit card down your fucking face See your car in my mirror, coming up on me fast I’m 10 miles over limit, yet you’re right on my ass Only one way now to show you I feel Slam my foot on the brake, your head through the windshield
Small town, big shot pigs Small cock power trip Ignorant hick trucks A political sticker dump Your opinion sucks
Online troll coward Sticky keyboard nerd Rude miserable clerks Moan and groan, so slow Shut up and get to work
Why can’t you just die?
I need customer service but I’m sent overseas To the bank’s Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves Below minimum wage, yeah I feel kind of bad For telling them to shove the fucking phone up their ass Reality TV, more scripted than movies Fascinated by shit families Honey Boo Boo, Duck Dynasty But the people that watch each week are the biggest freaks
Phishing e-mail scams Sent from foreign lands “Homeless” drug addicts Man, If I had the money to give I’d be buying it
Your car pulls in front of me No wave or nod that I see Follow you home angrily I’m gonna fucking flip out