Sea monkey, sea monkey kill. One family, 2,057 sea monkeys This Christmas experience the magic of the Satanic shrimp Most of us will die for those who shall survive We are on a mission to kill their suspicion Come a little closer, closer to the light We'll show you our little tricks, we love you No, we fucking hate you Sea monkeys attack Jesus Christ Oh how sweet, Jack loves his puppy Allow us to entertain you Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack is now sea monkey shit We fuck you up, we fuck your mom, We sing to her sea monkey love songs Nibble nibble nibble on the little puppy's flesh Nibble nibble nibble on the Kibble's N Bits We turn the stadium into a giant monkey bog It's an all out sea monkey assault Better hide your children cuz we're gonna kill them Watch them pick their fucking nose Stick their fingers into our tank What the fuck, you little shit I swear to God, just say the fucking words And I will kill you little son of a bitch Monkey troops move the little demon shrimp from an ocean on Mars Coming soon to a theater near you