in the morning i go down to eat breakfast, i said to the waitress i want to pieces of toast, she brings me only one piece, i tell her i want to piece, she said go to the toilet, i say you dont understand, i wanna piece on my plate, she said you better not piss on your plate you son of a bitch, i dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a bitch
i dont need this shit!
later i go down to eat at the big restaurant, the waitress brings me a spoon and a knive, but no fork, i tell her i wanted a fork, she telling me everybody want a fuck, i say you dont understand, i wanna fork on my table, she says you better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch, i dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a bitch
i dont need this shit!
so i go back to my room in a hotel, and there are no sheets on the bed, called the manager and tell him i want a sheet, he says go to the toilet, i say you dont understand, i wanna sheet on my bed, he says you better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch, i go to the check out and the man at the desk says 'peace on you', i say 'piss on you too you son of a bitch, im going back to italia, holiday dench'