He's such a lovely robot! He's such a tip top bloke and if it weren't for clap trap your life would be a joke! Chorus: He's such a lovely robot! He's such a tip top bloke and if it weren't for clap trap our life would be a joke! Chorus: They all shout his name when he rolls into town! Hooray! Here comes clap trap can't keep up your frown! He wouldn't hurt your mom or dad! Won't hurt you or me! The mention of his very name fills us all with glee! Chorus: Its clappy! We're happy, its clappy! Yaaaaaaay!