Well, you said that we'd take walks And have bespattered talks We'd watch the setting sun So meaningful yet fun Well, I was skeptical at first Envisioning the worst But you put my heart at ease All birds and honey bees Then I began to float That feeling so remote Like a helium balloon Hell bent for the moon And from the corner of my eye I watched the world sail by But all I saw was you Pulling at your twenty-two Big bang, big bang I'm shooting holes in Theory Man Big bang, big bang Why you say you can fly, you can Big bang, big bang Don't shoot me down, Mr. Theory Man! Big bang, big bang I'm shooting holes in Mr. Theory Man (Two, three, four) Well, you were there, for what it's worth When I fell back down to Earth You offered to explain The meaning of my pain Just grab a tea, you said And mostly in your head Just give yourself a day You'll soon be on your way Then you dusted off your gun And went out to have more fun And I sat to catch my breath 'Cause I hadn't caught it yet And I tried to blow a kiss Knowing well enough I'd miss Then you pulled another ace You said you needed space! (Well that's exactly where I was going!) Big bang, big bang I'm shooting holes in Theory Man Big bang, big bang Why you say you can fly, you can Big bang, big bang Don't shoot me down, Mr. Theory Man! Big bang, big bang I'm shooting holes in Mr. Theory Man (Two, three, four) Well, you said that we'd take walks And have bespattered talks We'd watch the setting sun So meaningful yet fun Well, I was skeptical at first Envisioning the worst But you put my heart at ease All birds and honey bees Then I began to float That feeling so remote Like a helium balloon Hellbent for the moon And from the corner of my eye I watched the world sail by But all I saw was you Pulling at your twenty-two Big bang, big bang I'm shooting holes in Theory Man Big bang, big bang Why you say you can fly, you can Big bang, big bang Don't shoot me down, Mr. Theory Man! Big bang, big bang I'm shooting holes in Mr. Theory Man (Two, three, four)