What have you done with today? Where did you while it away? Out with the tomcats Sprawled on their fat backs Digesting the catch of the day Where did you mess up your fur? And I don’t like your braggartish purr Your cool cat lazy Is driving me crazy And your sweet talk is so amateur
Doormat, fat cat, calling, calling Full moon, fighting, babies bawling
I don’t mean to be cramping your style Just come home to me once in a while Tell me a story of fish heads and glory I’m missing your cheshire cat smile
What have you done with today? Where did you while it away? Out with the tomcats Sprawled on their fat backs Digesting the catch of the day
Doormat, fat cat, calling, calling Full moon, fighting, babies bawling
Well I’m known for taking in strays Determined on mending their ways Once they’re back on their feet They slink out to the street Making up for them clean living days They say that your love’s a lost cause You’ve been hooked by the alley cat claws But a warm bed awaits you and tries not to hate you As you live by the howling moon laws
What have you done with today? Where did you while it away? Out with the tomcats Sprawled on their fat backs Digesting the catch of the day Digesting the catch of the day Digesting the catch of the day