We hear them sayin' How you get a rude and a-reckless? Don't you be so crude and a feckless You been drinking brew for breakfast Rudie can't fail, no, no
So we reply I know that my life make you nervous But I tell you that I can't live in service Like the doctor who was born for a purpose*** Rudie can't fail
Okay, I went to the market to realise my soul Cos what I need I just don’t have, oh no First they cursed then they pressed me ‘till I hurt We say Rudie can’t fail
Woah, first you must cure your temper Then you find a job in a paper You need someone for a saviour Then Rudie can't fail, oh no
We reply Now we get a rude and a reckless We been seen lookin' cool an' a speckless We been drinking brew for breakfast Rudie can't fail oh, no, no
I went to the market to realise my soul Cos what I need I just don’t have – ah! First they cursed then they pressed me ‘till I hurt Saying Rudie can’t fail
Okay! okay So where you wanna go today? Hey boss man! Hup-yeah You're looking pretty smart In your chicken skin suit With your chicken
You think you're pretty hot In the pork pie hard In your pork pie hat Look out, look out... Sky juice!...10 cents a bottle! But...Rudie can't fail Oh yeah Rudie can’t fail Yeah, yeah Rudie can’t fail Bring it back, bring it back, bring it back Yeah, Rudie can’t fail Yeah Rudie can’t fail Rudie can’t fail Yeah-hey-hey-hey-hey Rudie can’t fail Yeah-hey-hey-hey-hey Rudie can’t fail Rudie can’t fail Rudie can’t fail Rudie can’t fail Chicken skin shoes!