Undercover Cowboy (Drinkin' Songs and Other Logic, 2005)
Sneakin' all around Hopin' that he won't be recognized He looks her up and down Maybe she'd believe his little lies All the misinformation Will make it hard to check his alibis It's a tricky operation Even for the master of disguise
Undercover cowboy Workin' undercovers all over town Just another plowboy Tryin' to cover a lot of ground Undercover cowboy He'll tell ya everythin' you need to do To be an undercover cowgirl The undercover cowboy only wants to know How to get under the cover with you
Undercover cool He tells her all about his cattle ranch From the tiny little pool That's what he likes to call his oil patch With all the colors of the rainbow He's gonna paint you a lovely view But you can only lay a little low 'Til he can let ya know about a secret rendezvous
Undercover cowboy Workin' undercovers all over town Just another plowboy Tryin' to cover a lot of ground Undercover cowboy He'll tell ya everythin' you need to do To be an undercover cowgirl The undercover cowboy only wants to know How to get under the cover with you
Now he's well schooled in the bar stool pickup line He's a dance hall king with one thing on his mind Undercover cowboy
Undercover cowboy Workin' undercovers all over town Just another plowboy Tryin' to cover a lot of ground Undercover cowboy He'll tell ya everythin' you need to do To be an undercover cowgirl The undercover cowboy only wants to know How to get under the cover with you